FELLOW LOYALIST! Hail, from the far off lands of Valpraiso, IN. We, the students of Valparaiso High School, especialy those of us from the fabulous General Thomas of BL104's class, greet you warmly with open hearts and empty bellies! Err, I mean, with hearty food to fill your empty bellies. Okay, so, no, we don't actually have food. Maybe you should go get some. And then share. If you do, THEN you will be most heartily welcomed.
The best way to learn something new is by having fun, which is for SURE our approach. First, maybe we should introduce ourselves. Hi I'm Hannah. Cortney! Whats up?! From now on, if you see any shade of red, it's me. And Blue will be me, Hannah. Any other people will be guest speakers. Some are a Bit insane and speak out ramdomly. At those times you should just ignore them! Maybe we should explain why we are doing this. Thats an entirely good idea!!! That's what I thought. I just figured, ya know, people might think we were insane. Well, now that you mention it... You know what I mean! I do. Well, my fellow loyalist, this is for a class project. Our glourious General Thomas of Bl104 has tasked us to persuade those scoundral, I mean, treasonous, I mean, oh, you know what I mean! Anyway, off topic. Our marvoulous general Thomas has tasked us with making turn coats of the patriots. With helping them find redemption. Which we will do. And we are getting graded on this! So, hopefully we do good. You should tell us so that if we don't get a good grade, we can show General Thomas that YOU think we deserve a good grade!
